No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.
by Jackburton255 May 21, 2019
Get the no horse shitmug. 
Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018
Get the Trojan Horse Friendmug. by clappingCat January 5, 2024
Get the glitter horsemug. by Wakahare May 21, 2024
Get the And The Horse You Rode In Onmug. by Grohium March 25, 2024
Get the Get the horses outmug. 1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011
Get the Desert Horsemug.