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Getting a happy

Getting a happy is basically getting an boner. Has origins in the depths of F-list.
John: Babe... Your ass is just perfect.
Kianu: Oh my god...

John: What?
Kianu: are you getting a happy?!
by Majorelle the crazy cunt October 1, 2014
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Happy Hitler

When you threaten to commit the second Holocaust to a certain minority.
“I fucking hate these niggers all they do is camp they probably aren’t ready when I Happy Hitler them”
by Sawyer is a whitescarver April 7, 2021
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Happy Confession Day

Happy Confession Day is on August 11

Confess on someone who has a birthday on August 11 for good luck
HAPPY CONFESSION DAY!!

i like you...🥺👉👈
by VisionExpress October 5, 2021
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happy boyfriend day

PERSON 1 : hey i got u a gift

PERSON 2 : why
PERSON 3: bc its happy boyfriend day love u

PERSON 4 : thank you
by ms brown July 13, 2022
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happy

happy? whats that?
by tomato milk May 19, 2020
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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Trigger happy

A person who gets triggered at every opportunity.
'Oh look there's someone who is triggered alot'
'They must be trigger happy.'
by AXT likes pie March 22, 2017
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