by Dr. Soni July 1, 2019
Get the Square Cunt mug.an insult you give people when they have something you want or can do something you can’t etc. this insult is quite petty.
person 1: i’m not in school tomorrow, i have a doctors appointment.
person 2: you JAMMY CUNT! we have a maths test!
person 2: you JAMMY CUNT! we have a maths test!
by mullarky May 20, 2019
Get the jammy cunt mug.A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.
Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.
by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019
Get the crossfit cunt mug.Australian slang used to describe someone who is impressive, fearsome or intimidating.
Can also be used to praise someone in an obviously exaggerated manner.
Can also be used to praise someone in an obviously exaggerated manner.
Jonno: Have you heard about old mate Jim? The cunt sat on these two kids cause they were calling him fat. Paralysed them both!
Danai: What a crazy cunt.
Brenden: Cuz I've accepted all the wrong I've done in the past and I've converted to Islam.
Danai: Fuck you're a crazy cunt bro.
Danai: What's doing?
Jenson: Nothing lad at home.
Danai: Crazy cunt.
Danai: What a crazy cunt.
Brenden: Cuz I've accepted all the wrong I've done in the past and I've converted to Islam.
Danai: Fuck you're a crazy cunt bro.
Danai: What's doing?
Jenson: Nothing lad at home.
Danai: Crazy cunt.
by EggsMcgee12son May 10, 2017
Get the Crazy cunt mug.A Welsh way of saying your "full of yourself" or a "gobby" twat in general
(Commonly used in the south of wales)
(Commonly used in the south of wales)
by Welshygirl November 25, 2017
Get the Chopsy cunt mug.by DrSherpa September 7, 2013
Get the Cunt Kickers mug.*WARNING*: Very Dangerous- can lead to severe vaginal injuries and problems
DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.
IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.
POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between
DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.
IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.
POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between
Dude #1 "yo i totally destroyed that girl last night! I stretched that pussy so wide she wont walk right for a month."
Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"
Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"
Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"
Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"
by anonymous23423467346 March 9, 2012
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