Chris

The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.

Hey do you know a guy named Chris
Yeah isn’t he a reese rat
Yep

by A homosexual September 7, 2021

Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who's always late despite saying he'll be on time, an absolute neek that keeps everyone waiting for half an hour after saying he'll be 2 minutes.

Chris said he'll be on in 2 minutes... (20 minutes later) Where the fuck is Chris?

by Wowwowweewow September 12, 2021

Chris

A Chris is a vagabond soumoun like dont be near a Chris you gonna end up crying <3

Chris: butthole
Person 1:*cries*

by adormyahh September 19, 2021

Chris

A poes!

Chris is a poes!

by Gnarlyfakka September 20, 2021

Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.

Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend

by Johnnnnnn cennnnna September 25, 2021

Chris

A fucking perv who loves little girls and can’t wait to go to pre school to see the little kids

God damn chris stay away she’s only 4

by User5262936391 September 25, 2021

Hate chris

Which means when a GILBERT understands everything about you and appreciates you

I hate chris

by Sghhhhh September 29, 2021