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Vertical Banana Split 

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

Frozen Chocolate Banana 

To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.
Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?

Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?

Miranda: Sure

( 30 mins later )

Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!
Frozen Chocolate Banana by FTB_5831 February 24, 2010

Uber Ninja Banana Skillz 

Skillz that only a geneticly mutated banana that is trained in the wayz of the Ninjaz could have.
W00t.Look at those Uber Ninja Banana Skillz. I just pwned both their asses.

bruised banana 

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.
"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"
bruised banana by fokker July 9, 2006

bites the hairy banana 

To suck
Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

shes got the banana in her lips 

omg she looks like shes had sum shes got the banana in her lips