Apple

How tf do you not kno what an apple is u dumbass go to preschool

Guy 1: I'm hungry
Guy 2: Eat an apple
Guy 1: boi no I want a fukin banana

by Hey that's nice January 13, 2019

Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product

I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!

by xroger6769 August 16, 2012

apple vision pro

A mixed reality headset that has caused plenty of controversy. Some hate it saying it’s a waste of 3 and a half thousand bucks, others don’t care about it and some love it. It doesn’t have handheld trackers like the meta quests and relies on you to do gestures which can look weird to others.

The apple vision pro should be compatible with hand held trackers like all the other vr headsets are.

by glubglubglubglub March 12, 2025

Apple Peeler

Someone who is known for the act of flaying their malus pulima — offensive to those who are against this practice (derogatory)

You're such an Apple Peeler

by biscuit munch April 8, 2025

Apple

Why are you looking up the definition for an apple you absolute fucking idiot.

#idiot #applesrule

by IMPICKLERICK February 20, 2018

Apple

The size of my dick

Person 1. How big is it
Person 2. The size of and apple

Person 1. So small and round?
Person 2. Yes

by Mike200869420 January 31, 2022

candle apple

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.

"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."

by Meowtown September 10, 2015