by Matatu July 25, 2017

An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.
Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023

A average height male usually with dark hair and blue/green/grey eyes. Not normally self confident but probably should be. Not particularly attractive but makes up for it in charisma. Probably quietist guy in the room, but if he says something 98% of the time he is absolutely correct. Most are loyal friends who hide their true feelings and emotions with a scarily good façade of smiles and laughter. Has that uncanny ability to brighten days with just a few words but sometimes inwardly depressed.
by Justabouthuman July 9, 2023

Adam from Malawi
Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.
Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.
by hklfc December 5, 2021

by KoolKidS1ke April 30, 2019

Adam tisdale is the definition of a sexy beast. He has a perfectly circumcised cock and it fills me up with joy and cum. I want to have sex with his fat ass and I want to lick his cock until it’s numb. Come here big daddy
by DaddyLicker3000 April 27, 2021

The Adam species which is a subspecies of the Homosapien is never book smart but is really money smart which is more important. Adam is attracted to money and only money. He is a money whore. A Timophilia.
by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023
