Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

turd cutter

A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go

Look at the turd cutters on that girl!

by Alex J September 27, 2023

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019

Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

Turd Coat

Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”

Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin

The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat

by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024

turd molestor

Another derogatory term for a homosexual male.

Justin Beiber's a right fuckin turd molestor.

by jasetheheadcase1973 March 2, 2017

Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge

The Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is to fill a bucket with diarrhea, dunk a raw chicken in the bucket to soak it, then throw it at the bathroom wall so that it sticks. After that, you dump the bucket on your head. This is a combination of the Turd Bucket Challenge and Chicken Bilch.

"Bro, the Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is too easy, we gotta upgrade to the Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge"
"You right"

by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025