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Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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banjo trees

An uncommon name for marijuana

Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking
Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah
by CLoyurnrttehss March 24, 2019
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Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.
Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.
by udson82 June 14, 2022
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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
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Turbulent Tree Effect

Turbulent Tree Effect (noun): A branch phenomenon of the Chaos Theory in which a system that is influenced by many factors produces random yet organized and fundamental patterns that are irregular and branching, resembling the shape of a tree or a fractal of chaotic properties.
From the veins of rivers that took decades to form, the root-like patterns of a lightning strike and the mayhem of turbulent smoke rising from a flame all inhibit the properties of the Turbulent Tree Effect.

Like fractals, the effect is a fundamental observations of the universe that seem random and unorganized. But these patterns are a result of harmonious entropy that makes nature stunning.
by 1m1m0 January 27, 2024
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Tree-huggery

The city decided to tax the driveways, but it was unpopular.
Do you think they'll try to tax the trees next?
No. They're too tree-huggery.
by Billhelm24 May 11, 2014
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Tree

Ayo you see that tree over there?

Nah b that’s a shrub
by Pitty_titty May 18, 2018
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