brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

by dirty_dog_farmer February 04, 2015

dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad

Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain

by BurritoEater101 April 10, 2024

brain kids

When she swallows the load

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids

by MoManTheG August 24, 2017

ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails

ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains

by spitts mcman October 07, 2011

MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 07, 2023

Brain Loss

A condition that causes you to become a non-dangerous psychopath and is caused by either over-working or being bitten by Snata. Stay away from these people if you hate the environment. They yell 'Respect the environment!!!' and post lyrics of songs on WhatsApp groups, also monsters under your bed, and many strange things that will cause you to want to bash their heads in.

Person with brain loss: Respect the environment
Others: *bash head in*

by Stranger Words April 30, 2020

David Brain

A guy that does exactly what he’s told to do by his friends. Takes what he’s told as the absolute truth, and then makes shit tier memes about others

Bro, just because Ted told you something, doesn’t make it true. Don’t be a David Brain

by David Black February 05, 2023