Skip to main content

Walking D

you're a walking d. Meaning of an asshole
by badbloopers March 19, 2022
mugGet the Walking Dmug.

pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
mugGet the pre-road-trip walkmug.

Walking Catfish

An Atypical Catfish variety in which the catfisher is playing with the target as themself, but done with malice or as a gold digger
Dude that chick is so hot, why does she go out with that dude?
That's because she's a Walking Catfish!
by cggccggccggc June 10, 2018
mugGet the Walking Catfishmug.

Walking out finger

The finger a man uses when he is “walking out” with his girl, typically the middle finger of the right hand.
She wouldn’t come back to my place, but by the time I got home my walking out finger was smelling of fish.
by Naughty Daddy June 12, 2019
mugGet the Walking out fingermug.

World Of Walking

A joke in the World Of Warcraft community because of all the walking one must do in-game.
“Oh well, time to go back to the World Of Walking.”
by CCKat January 23, 2021
mugGet the World Of Walkingmug.

Par walk

Whilst playing golf, you don’t get an eagle, you don’t get a birdie but you get a par, the first thing you must do, MUST do, is the par walk.

A flat hand to the chest, shoulders back and a stern walk forward, a celebration of a three, four or five shotter. The par walk.
Hey dude, great shot, you know what you have to do now right??

Yeah I know man, the par walk…
by Tyn-y-mur January 23, 2022
mugGet the Par walkmug.

Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.
My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.
by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018
mugGet the Walking Campaignmug.

Share this definition