Golden Jeans

Golden Jeans; term used to describe a person that acts like they are worth far more than they are..

There goes Golden Jeans again showing off like he's super wealthy..

Me; yeah all for show..

by Epediter December 6, 2024

Golden

Golden’s are guys who gets a little crazy when it’s a full moon. They also tend to chase people around and dance all the time. Golden’s also make sus noises when they throw a ball or something. Goldens are very dependable people though and will always put the people they care about first.

Hey who’s that guy dancing on that car?

Oh. It’s probably a Golden, looks like a full moon tonight.

by Ihopservespancakes December 11, 2022

Golden Fountain Show

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.

The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.

by Mons Penith December 9, 2023

Golden Yeti

When you take yellow snow (due to urination) and pack it onto your skin, making you look like a yeti.

While the rest of the class were making snow angels, Jimmy became a golden yeti.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022

Golden Seafood

battered and deep fried seafood

We had the best golden seafood in Gulf Shores, Alabama. The popcorn shrimp was great.

by Samantha Lane June 22, 2024

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016

Golden Oreo

Much like the "Oreo," which is a woman with two black men; a Golden Oreo is a woman with two Asian men.

She was in a Golden Oreo with two Chinamen yesterday.

by oreo24961 September 7, 2022