Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage

I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023

Tea

The hottest person alive.

'Have you seen Tea today? - Yeah he's so hot!'

by m0nki May 6, 2022

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

tea-burner

One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.

Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.

by semitart July 2, 2018

tequila tea

a set of sweaty and salty testicles in your mouth, made by collectingw and chefgrant

come on baby, give me a tequila tea

by chefgrant August 22, 2024

Sunday Tea

A really small dick (pinky size)

"I hooked up with this gorgeous guy last night, I was gagging, when he took his clothes off, he had major Sunday tea!"

by Joiz October 30, 2013

black white tea

White tea brewed in water without milk; proposed term to clearly distinguish it from “white tea with milk.”

“Please bring me a cup of black white tea — just white tea leaves in water, no milk.”

by anony_thunder October 31, 2025