smackin the tree

Beating your dick so goddamn hard your legs go numb and you can't feel your dick.

Yo nig you done smackin the tree in there.

by Chabreezy January 4, 2017

au-tree

A wee dinosaur

Dark: hey U fucking dinosaur

Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end

by T_R_EEE May 7, 2022

Tree

One of the big things growing out of the ground, ya nut

What's a tree?

How the hell do you not know?

by Ya Nut August 14, 2019

Barking tree spider

Another word for NIGGER!

The barking tree spiders are thick in here this evening.

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."

We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014

Tree Roofing

The act of building/placing a synthetic/organic christmas tree apon the roof of a public building.Then all members partake in shitting under the tree, leaving a hot steamy pile of gifts.

Ex: Dude we went tree roofing all night, Ive never shitted so much in my life.

by June & Legik December 13, 2010

Tree chaser

Someone who looks for people to date that are much taller than they are

Person A:“I Can’t date a guy under 6’2”; that’s too short”

Person B: “You’re 5’3” you’re definitely a Tree Chaser”

by Pokebttm November 27, 2020