A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!
Bill: How did you get pinkeye?
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023
Being or the wanting to become a man whore.
Me; Hey jack, are you a rusty shaver?
Jack; Whats that?
Me; its a yes or no question.
Jack; Ok no.
Me; good. you are not a man whore.
Jack; Whats that?
Me; its a yes or no question.
Jack; Ok no.
Me; good. you are not a man whore.
by OzZyFaN227 May 20, 2011