I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

Straight to DVD/Oscar nominee/Oscar Winner /#1 in the Box offiece

(adj) words that desribe someone's bootyor ass

-IT IS A WAY FOR GUYS TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS BUTTS WITH OUT THE GIRL KNOWING

straight to dvd means that a girl has nothing there

Oscar nominee means its pretty good but i've seen better

Oscar winner, means "damn" iwant to tap that

#1 in the box office means yeah its good but everyone is getting in to it

when a hot girl walks by
"hey you see that movie?"
"yeah,"
"what did you think"
"oh, a definate nominee"

by Brian October 14, 2004

straight toppin mines like..

When someone is just really on your case and wont leave you alone.Teachers, parents, friends,etc...

Ms Marx : "Go to the locker Kayanna."
Kayanna: ( talkin to a friend but still heard the teacher)
Ms Marx : "Kayanna, go to the locker."
Kayanna: "I heard you! damn "(proceeds talkin to a friend)
Ms Marx:" Kayanna! GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO THE LOCKER FO' I CALL YOUR MOM!"
Kayanna:( rolls eyes gets up and slowly walks to the locker while mumbling and rolling eyes) Oh ma godd you straight toppin mines like....

by WiFeY NuMbAh 2 July 12, 2009

Straight Gleekin'

A straight fan of the Fox show "Glee" (a Gleek)who usually tolerates the singing & dancing but enjoys the acerbic, dark humor.

"Although he watches Glee with his Gleeky gay neighbors, Kev is Straight Gleekin'!"

by SleepTechBB April 28, 2010

straight jibbin

only applies to ppl in the bay area. straight jibbin refers to thizzin in a way that doesn't require ecstasy or pills.

yo bruh i was straight jibbin at the afta party.

by mr.JIB September 15, 2009

straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009