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Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.
Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!
by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025
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social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.
"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."
by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016
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Social Calliope

Social calliope is another term for social butterflies but it is said to people who are scared of butterflies
John : she's the most popular girl in school, she's a social butterfly

Amanda : You don't know her, she's a social calliope
by TITITIRED May 27, 2017
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Social Lubricant

Rap duo straight outta Comstock, Michigan.
by Hiphopfan3030 November 26, 2021
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social mediaception

When someone posts something on one social media outlet, then they screenshot it and put it on a different one, then again, then again
"Hey bro, did you see that chicks post?"
"Ya, wasn't it on Facebook too?"
"Yeah, that's some social mediaception right there!"
by Toxic Rainbow December 24, 2015
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Social Context Rube

Someone who fails to grasp how the larger overstructure in one's country is designed to reduce his ability to choose freely and explore the realm of possibility, or someone is totally subject and ignorant to what arguments belie the things being said in conversation.
Johnathan seriously thinks he's going to pick his next place to live from a map, after his city's economy has cycled downward due to policy changes. Even moreso, he has no clue what everybody is really doing for money and the utilities for the next two years. Johnathan is an example of a social context rube.

Example II:

John often finds nothing to think about when he enters the dog park because he finds people throwing random words at each other, and looking off into seemingly nowhere. In response, he just sort of sits there and when he talks, he makes footnotes about what people say, while failing to see the assumptions and arguments being put forth. As a consequence, he takes every assumption thrown at him, being ping-ponged back and forth.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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Social Masturbator

A person providing social commentary aimed at enforcing said person's superior knowledge and ethos of current moral / values and that which is politically correct. Social mastrubators are often failed / undiscovered political journalists and band together on social media where the opportunity to point out where a politically incorrect view is raised.
That tweet brought out social masturbators in full force.
by AJ Nel January 20, 2016
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