rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

by Sir Steve January 19, 2019

Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room

I got a Rusty Giuliani last night!

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Rusty Lantern

A rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire

During our usual rusty trombone session on Wednesday, we busted out a book of matches to set ablaze his pubic bush to perform the rusty lantern.

by daddydeals March 28, 2025

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

rusty walter

The act of girl squirting in a bowl of butterscotch candy by an old man, while he teabags her with a hairy ball sack.

Erin got caught by Raymond being rusty Walterd by Ron at the retirement home during Covid 19 Quarantine

by The rustiest Walter May 20, 2020

Rusty Spittoon

The act of moistening the anus with one's saliva before having anal-sex/foreplay

1) I gave her/him the Rusty Spittoon, which really seemed to make things slide in easier.
2) Without the Rusty Spittoon, I would have felt like my dick stepped into the Majave Desert.
3) Who needs to do use the Rusty Spittoon when you have lube?

by Gabriel The Brave April 30, 2016