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Golden Karma Rule

Do unto others as they have done unto you.
Alice: Patti, is that your boyfriend Bob with another girl over there?

Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.

Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?
by Ur Daddie January 15, 2021
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Rule 500 and 0

Girl: what?
Boy: rule 500 and 0?
Girl: oh...
by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021
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three night rule

a sacred custom dictating that if someone is not a family member or an intimate friend, then one may only sleep in their house/apartment for three nights at most. Violating this is a high offense against one's honor. Go to a hotel.
Rather than spend a fourth night in Alex's San Francisco apartment, Bob took a train to San Jose and slept in a ditch. This way, he observed the three night rule and preserved his sacred honor.
by Col. Hans Landa September 13, 2013
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The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.
“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”
by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023
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Black School Rules

A generic term for school rules that are irrational for the growth and education of children by school.
Person 1: I had a bad school life unfortunately.
Person 2: Sadly, that was so bad. Your school had the black school rules system.
by Ryan900USAYT August 16, 2022
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emperor palpatine's rule

"thall who shall not act gay with the boys shall be labeled as the homosexual" -Loyal 2020
Bro. Its not gay. Its just following emperor palpatine's rule.
by marlozeek October 15, 2020
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one-titty rule

a cinematic axiom defining classy, "artistic" nudity; Hollywood nudity is typified by exploitative close-ups and medium shots that both light and frame titties for the clearest view possible of the entire upper torso; art cinema, conversely, tends to abide by the one-titty rule, by which, through either framing, lighting, or, staging, or some combination of the three, only one nipple is visible at a time.
Sure David Cronenberg's "Crash" is possibly the most sexually explicit movie of the notorious pervert's career, but the Canadian master is careful throughout to observe the one-titty rule.
by Gustave Meissenschein December 2, 2013
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