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Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
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Random Posts

Any forum topic that has a considerable level of toxicity and will get locked in a day or two. Usually very difficult to moderate, but still doesn't beat the numberblocks community in toxicity level.
Why the fuck would they lock my new Random Posts thread?
by hotcrystal0 October 29, 2023
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This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day
*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023
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Post-Written Empathy

When a writer publishes a book/series and actually interprets the book like a reader while they were proof-reading and ends up empathizing with their own characters. Getting invested in their own story.
Person 1: I just finished proof reading my novel
Person 2: Ooh cool! Found any errors?
Person 1: I was too distracted, I ended up skipping over the errors because I got invested in the plot.
Person 2: But wait, didn’t you write the plot?
Person 1: exactly!!
Person 2: wow, so you got Post-Written Empathy the whole time?
Person 1: YES, WHY AM I INVESTED?? ITS MY OWN STORY
by bxndaid November 3, 2023
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Post-Binge Depression

The sadness you feel after you've finished bingeing a really good show and all you want is to watch more but you can't.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.
Person 1: I'm just not feeling up to it. I wanna do nothing all day.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.
by Blukat2 November 3, 2023
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National post like a 🥷🏽 day

November 6th is national post like a 🥷🏽 day
by 3Dz0mb13 November 6, 2023
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Posted up

To pose against something in a sexually enticing or slutty way usually showing the back side. Like a comfy lean presenting one's ass.
Damn he's really just posted up with all that cake.
by Couldnt be anonymous November 8, 2023
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