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Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019
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Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
by Wengerbender May 1, 2014
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Mad Max

What did you eat today?? That was a total Mad Max.
by batmanaod June 22, 2019
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Your Mad

you are the most madest person and it daunte best word
Your MAD!
by TheMaskedOverlord March 23, 2021
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Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe
Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter
by TheGarzo January 29, 2022
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Mads

A guy who is soooooooooooo awesome that even Thanos' snap couldn't touch him.
Dis boi be so good he is like Mads.
by HamDerFårGratisHBO February 20, 2019
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mad stupes

1. The point at which something goes beyond the realm of "mad stupid" and reaches the point of pure silliness and the non-sensical. Can refer to people, situations, or ideas.

2. Expressing disbelief that someone or something could be so very, very stupid.
Laine: That's mad stupes.

No further context is necessary.
by alwaysontwitter May 24, 2011
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