potatoe farmer

when someone thats not white gose out looking exclusively for white girls/guys

the jamaican at the bar is a potatoe farmer. hes here looking only for white chicks.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

potato teeth

When you’re high and munching on ‘tato chips, #and it all stuck on your teeth

What’s wrong man?

I just got potato teeth.

by 0516 April 29, 2020

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

Potato

The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.

Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.

by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019

Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.

Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...

by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017

Potato

Potatoes are the best thing to ever exist.

Boy 1: yo aren't potatoes the best.
Boy 2: I don't like potatoes.
Boy 1: man you a bitch

by Yourmomsmyh0e October 18, 2022