Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.

What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze

by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011

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ninja

slang for the common, yet strangely still derogatory term: "nigga." However, just as the "N-word" is only deemed a friendly term when said by African Americans, the term "ninja" is only allowed to be said by Asian Americans and occasionally the cool Caucasian kid.

Anthony Ghandi: "yo Creamy, i thought you were ma main ninja!?!?!"

Austin Chase: "don't trip ninja. you is ma main ninja." all these other ninjas be fake."

by CreamyCreams August 17, 2011

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Ninja-vitus

The mysterious loss of a tooth or teeth.

I took a bite out of my sandwich and out came a tooth! Damn you, ninja-vitus

by Lutra Tata August 21, 2011

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Ninja Sip

when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.

Sister: I just got back from subway

Brother: What did you buy to drink?

Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea

Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.

Sister: Okay, not too much though.

Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*

Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much

Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fall_backwards December 29, 2011

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Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.

Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*

by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013

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