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Hairy Nipples

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Sausage Nipples

How MandJTV (Mikey) describes Miltank (Pokémon)
MandJTV: The problem with Miltank is that it has four giant sausage nipples.
by TravisRenegade January 17, 2024
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Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.
Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 7, 2024
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Furry Nipples

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet
Are your furry nipples wearing yet?
by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024
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Small Nipples Mentality

Elon Musk. What a manchild with money be like. He thinks he could coerce everyone to obey him and do what he wants.
Do not have small nipples mentality, or you're a grown-up humanchild.
by Shiine-1 February 23, 2025
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Pocket Nipples

When a person has two cans of dip/zyns in each of their front pockets, resembling that of nipples poking through a shirt.
“Alex needs to stop wearing tight pants. His zyns look like pocket nipples.”
by Downsy610 May 26, 2025
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Foot Nipples

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.
by ApricotFields June 27, 2025
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