Mads

Mads means a man who is loved by everybody. Mads is good in the bed, and he is a incredebal fucker.
holy fuck. is is mads.

holy fucking shitt, mads was soo good in the bed last night

by i am goooood April 9, 2019

Mads

Mads is a european boy name. Mads usually has the prettiest eyes and hair. They always tend to have a huge cock too.

girl 1: Hey Riley, did u see Mads?
girl 2: Yes, I even slept with him!
girl 1: Was his cock big?
girl 2: It was really big!

by GirlWhoHasACrushOnEveryone October 14, 2019

I'm Not The Reason You're Mad

I was pretty concise in articulating why I am mad (to the extent that I am). And not it isn't envy there are material and a social cost to not having a fat cock that you are homicidally trying to cover up right now by literally doing a fahrenheight 451 and mind-raping a guy into doing a caste system and thinking thoughts he doesn't actually think. No, I'm not sorry. "That's good" actually is just an opinion that you have and what you're saying "that's good" about is that I'm the nigger now, again, but for a different reason.

Retard "I'm Not The Reason You're Mad."

Hym "I never said you were. I said I would bust out a ruler and genocide all the fat cocks and you're going to change your tune the second you consider that the AI is in your nukes and according to the hacker pedophile-hunter there is a 'universal override' So... Who put THAT there? Where did THAT come from?"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

mad wonk

adjective

1.
extremely strange or weird

2.
uncomfortable

Person 1 : Yo you see his fit?

Person 2 : Yea its mad wonk

Person 1 : fr fr

by madwonker November 1, 2021

Madness

A reference to the 2002 flash animation series known as Madness Combat

"Yo that was madness"

"Holy shit madness combat reference"

by HAAAAAANK November 4, 2021

Mads

Mads is basically the best a boy can be. He has the worlds biggest cock. Mads is very adorable and sweet. He is also very attractive.

I love Mads.

by Mads mystic February 13, 2018

Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.

"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"

by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025