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Jacob

A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!
Jacob, why are you soo annoying!!
by heyaguys167! October 29, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.
Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.
by Iove y0uu May 10, 2022
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Jacob

An asshole who gets to cocky but Is pretty nice to his friends. usually the popular one and makes jokes all the time. likes sports and video games
by rhys greenwood May 25, 2019
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Jacob

A really gay person who has 1 friend and is single. He typically loves guys and is gay af! He always has poop in his pants!
Person 1: Jacob is gay
Person 2: YES OFF HIS NAME IS JACOB
by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019
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Jacob Deleon

A chess white washed nerd that's actually vv cute and funny even tho he's a huge retard
" who's that?"
" Oh Jacob Deleon? Andreas bf!! He's retarded. "
by Pyrohearts November 23, 2021
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jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch
damn, jacob is extra wet today
by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
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