Jacob Waller

a totally goofy-ahh individual that brings extreme amounts of joy to our lives.

bro that boy is acting totally jacob waller

by broooooo516773 January 20, 2023

Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.

JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.

by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019

Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

Jacob

fucking autistic Irish male who loves to get women to suck his toes. Has anal sex with potatoes, and likes mellieha and kate

I fucking hate jacob

by whatthegays October 9, 2023

Jacob

Fake.

Jacob: hey
Everyone else: Fake.

by facesmashingwhore November 26, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is an athletic smart cute funny guy who is shy around strangers or people he just met but once you get to know him he is the nicest most charming person who could ever of met. If you know a Jacob keep him in your life. I bet if you know a Jacob he is in only some of your classes, average height, athletic (basketball and baseball) and is super smart, in higher up classes. If you have the privilege to date a Jacob keep him and show him so much love because that is what he would be giving you, Jacobs are so loving and sweet. Also he has beautiful eyes and a perfect smile. So adorable and loving!

Her: Hey Annabel, did you meet Jacob

Annabel: No not yet

Her: Oh let’s go and meet him, you’ll love him

Two month later…
Annabel: Hello Jacob are we still on for later tonight

Jacob: Yes of course, actually here are so roses for you.

Annabel: Omg thank you! You are so sweet

Both: *hugs*

by Bestie_Anna November 21, 2021

Jacob

A guy that likes men.

He touched your dick. What a jacob

by Love nip kick bit October 18, 2019