Jacob

Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile

Jacob smells like shit.

by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020

Jacob

At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.

Person 1: Hey how's Jacob

Person 2: Uhhh.....

Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM

by [ REDACTED ] October 14, 2021

jacob

jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.

damn your such a jacob

by banneee December 14, 2021

Jacob

A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)

Did you see Jacob strumming himself

by DaddyJake May 7, 2019

Jacob

rodson, jacob will stalk you.
he will rod you.
hide all finlays.
run.

did you see that jacob? what a rodson.

by Simon Lover 420 April 22, 2022

Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick

Jacob Micheal Taylor is very caring

by Very trusted source September 21, 2021

Jacob Workun

Big booty, thick titties. Such a man is a Jacob Workun. Can pick up the Women and potentially men.

Very, VERY RED

PAINT THE WALLS IN WHITE

He creamed all over. Must be the work of a Jacob Workun

by ackadvhuwfc June 2, 2021