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Josh

A fucking dickhead who thinks he is good at roasting until he realizes that he is short
Josh has a micro peen
by Yeetonyourmomlmao July 24, 2019
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Josh

Josh is a potato master
I want to be a JOSH when im older
by SuckyDucky1 May 4, 2023
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Joshing it

Joshing it is when someone decides it would be a good idea to jerk off in someone else's closet.

The purest form of "Joshing it" is when you "Jerk it" to furry fox girl hentai in said closet.
"hey everyone, this guy is 'JOSHING IT' in there"
by Casual Water March 14, 2025
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Josh

The slickest nigga, who can bag any bitch with Bearkat any effort. He be finessing cheeks left right and center all day everyday. He also shy until you get to know him then he be outgoing ash. No cap.
Person: “isn’t that guy the guy who’s had 3 girlfriends this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
by AssEater1234000 July 28, 2020
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Josh

Josh is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He may be short, but that doesn't stop him from protecting you when you need it. Josh is loyal, kind and an all around amazing person who you would be lucky to have in your life. Josh is a real ladies' man, and all the girls go crazy for him. But be careful, if you lose his trust, you have only one chance left before he decides he doesn't want you in his life.
Girl 1: OMG, did you see Josh today?

Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.

Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
by SillyStoffoCat November 10, 2019
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Josh

The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.
Josh.... The one man that will put you on a pedestal, and make you orgasm until you cry!
by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021
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josh

1. A pack or pile of weed.
2. Stoner slang for 'where to find weed'.
**made up names**

George: "Yo. Where's the josh you promised me?"
Nelson: "Heh. It's in my car, $10 for this josh because it's the holidays and I'm offering a discount."
Josh: "Are you talking about.. me!?"
by みすりす September 23, 2022
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