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Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.
Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.
by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017
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Lemon ice tea

When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.
Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.
by CunnyFunt98 June 8, 2018
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Ice Cream Burp

Whenever you eat a type of ice cream and you burp and the aroma of the ice cream comes back up.
"I just ate a pound of ice cream and experienced an ice cream burp."
by tweetr March 28, 2023
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Misty Crystal Ice

Misty Crystal Ice helped me questing today!
by Sturm1021 January 17, 2009
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lemon ice pop

A cold object in which a male fills a condom with urine, and freezes it so to give off the appearance of a yellow/lemon ice pop. It is generally as a dildo.
Hi Richard! Can I have a lemon ice pop. Make it extra cold please.
by Mr.Queefalot December 27, 2017
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Ice Cream Truck

When you pull up in a van (Preferably white) to your friend's mother(s) and deliver cold seminal fluid into her vagina.
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".
Yo Jimmy cuz you didnt pay me, I gave ur mother the ice cream truck!
by Timhub March 1, 2022
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Cellmate Ice Cream

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.
Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.
by treeguywussup August 12, 2011
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