Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.
by Big Saxy October 23, 2014
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to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."
last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.
by acshowtime February 03, 2011
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creaming in pain

Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.
Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?

Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.
by Trotan November 05, 2015
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Cream Share

When you would have a threesome with two men and get them to cream at the same time making them cream share
Dude I would totally have a “cream share” with Mikey and Chase
by daddiesgirlypops May 13, 2023
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sneaky cream pie

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.
Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.
by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020
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bussy blaster cream master

A cup of coffee so strong that it's like methamphetamine
Hi may I have the bussy blaster cream master
by Bussy1234 March 21, 2024
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