chris christie express 

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame

John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!

chris christie express by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018

chris bruecken 

Just fantastic

Got laid last night. It was Chris bruecken

chris bruecken by Merc42 December 2, 2018

chris kennedy 

a known felon who committed tax fraud and held up Wells Fargo with only a bag and his belt.

holy shid its chris kennedy oh god oh fu

chris kennedy by RUSSIANGAMER December 7, 2018

chris dang 

A fucking retard

Hey do you know chris dang?
Yeah the fucking autistic motherfucker???

chris dang by Yeeteyeetyeet December 7, 2018

chris dang 

A fucking autistic asian

Hey do you know niggas out here naming asians chris dang?
Wtf no

chris dang by Yeeteyeetyeet December 7, 2018

chris perkins 

A true neutral being, of extreme power. Will hurt your characters, but making super emotional and entertaining. DM to the Stars.

"Did your DM Chris Perkins your party?"
"Yeah, it seemed like a TPK, but then we all woke up in the dungeons of Castle Ravenloft without our stuff."

chris perkins by cryingisafreeaction December 18, 2018

chris & elli 

A great couple who would have a beautiful life together if ever given the chance. His personality would clash well with her sass and most others would be super envious of how happy that would be together.

I want to be happy like Chris & Elli someday

chris & elli by STFUnGFY December 31, 2018