Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Paper cut

A sexual act in which one partner will vigorously slide their tongue in between the others lips.

Ouch I got a paper cut. That’s nothing let me show you a real paper cut.

by Feisty popcorn May 16, 2021

Muff-Cut

When an individual shaves off all of their hair on their head except for their fringe.

Hey dude look! That guy's walking around with a muff-cut.

by StrixieLikesDoorknobs May 16, 2021

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

Cutted

Defining this as a word so my friend can stop being mean to my other friend still trying to learn english

Ahem,
"i cutted my hair"

by Jade_Mochizuki May 2, 2021

Cut the Cackle

To Shut the fuck up and die you worthless waste of sperm. Go Kill yourself you waste of nigga.

Hey Jalen Cut the Cackle would Ya.

by Billdy Bingbongs May 4, 2021

Cut Ropes

to make a man give you whatever you need without any strings attached.

we can do whatever as long as there’s cut ropes

by kingsagreat August 17, 2024