Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

I crack myself up

A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku

Humpty Dumpty: "I crack myself up"
*dies*

by Buttcrackheads June 13, 2022

crevice juice [crack sap]

liquid (often viscuous) excuded around the region from the scrotum to the rectum; especially prominent when much clothing is worn and sweaty tasks are performed.

When I wear all my snowboard gear, my weenie usually swims in a pond of crevice juice crack sap by the end of the day.

by Sandro 'Merecumbé' Trunz December 30, 2008

crack head soup

romen noodles

i was so brock after i got a fix that i couldnt feed my kids so i bought crack head soup with my food stamps

by e_mcspirit December 23, 2008

5 O crack shadow

It is when you shave your ass and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 O clock shadow on your face but the one on your asshole.

My friend took a picture of my asshole it was so clear you could see my 5 O crack shadow.

by Richjbower August 23, 2006

Snap Crack 'n Pop

A psychoactive tasty treat made by cooking up generic brand Rice Krispies with concentrated Rockstar energy drink and marshmallows.

Snap = Crispy Rice
Pop = Rockstar
Crack = stuff in Rockstar

other street terms used are SCP, Leprechaun, Knee-Ache, neeyake, and Pre-School Snow.

Sketch: What you need, man?
Chad: Hey man, do you have any of that Snap Crack 'n Pop?
Sketch: Yeah dude, but it's a bit soggy
Chad: aaww!

by Kent Town Wreckin' Crew August 2, 2006

Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009