car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.

Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.

by darkfeone July 31, 2016

Premium Car Privilege

When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.

Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".

by ewanders1 July 6, 2016

gentleman car

A car where the driver has to open the other door because it wont open for the inside because its broken.

my dads has a car is a two door and only the drivers side door works. We were at the mall and he said this is a gentleman car Ill get that door.

by Coreydlady June 15, 2016

car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.

"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"

by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016

car prostitute

Someone who constantly accepts gas money for giving people rides home

Hey Paul, wanna be my car prostitute?

by GamkatMaktas May 14, 2016

car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

Kimchi car

A cheap used car that is traded between service members as they come and go from duty in South Korea.

I bought a kimchi car from a GI for $500 last year but can easily get $750 when I return to the States in a few weeks.

by Kakeman January 17, 2018