Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

Apple Fanboy

Some who enjoys themselves a nice juicy Apple Sandwiches

Ruben loves Apple Sandwiches, he is Apple Fanboy

by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 June 25, 2019

Apple

Delicious. Tho if we listen, we also find roots. Evolution.

The apple wasn’t enough/ it took more to fill up.

by MichyLaMichy April 7, 2022

Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck

This apple is really apple-like.

by Poopypole February 1, 2021

Apple

Apple is the best phone company in the world.They have some unique products that are so powerful such as:Iphone,Mac,Ipad.

Apple makes some really good phones

by Nobody_0334 February 23, 2023

Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.

"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

stagnant apple

A rotten apple.

The stagnant apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023