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Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
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upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack
damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today
by adimula October 9, 2018
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Rain drop drop top

The opening phrase of the hip hop song "Bad and boujee ft. Lil Uzi Vert" by Migos.
This was quickly turned into a rather popular meme.
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NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE
IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING
1. Rain drop Drop top

Under your weave is a bald spot

2. Rain drop Drop top
My momma slapped me with a flip flop
by Arno From Belgium January 10, 2017
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from the top of my head

I think it's meaning is "the first thing or things that come to your head when it comes to name someone or something inside a context"
- Can you name three emperors of Rome?

- Augustus, Nero, Marcus Aurelius...from the top of my head, now.
by Pink Bunkadoo November 2, 2020
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silver dollar flat top

A flat top haircut in which a bald spot resides on top.
“That old man has a silver dollar flat top
by Teitorbig February 5, 2021
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Top-Rope Salad Tossing

Jumping from an elevated surface and ground pounding your partners face with your ass.
Hey, want me to give you a top-rope salad tossing?
by Wohpy February 26, 2021
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Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020
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