Look at the top of his head

When someone gets a very bad hair cut you say this

Oh hell nah man Look at the top of his head

by FelireLmao September 21, 2022

Top-Rope Salad Tossing

Jumping from an elevated surface and ground pounding your partners face with your ass.

Hey, want me to give you a top-rope salad tossing?

by Wohpy February 26, 2021

Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)

Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top

by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020

upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack

damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today

by adimula October 9, 2018

from the top of my head

I think it's meaning is "the first thing or things that come to your head when it comes to name someone or something inside a context"

- Can you name three emperors of Rome?

- Augustus, Nero, Marcus Aurelius...from the top of my head, now.

by Pink Bunkadoo November 2, 2020

The Magical Top Up Man

An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.

Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!

by Liverpool One December 31, 2021

Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020