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Kitty Cat Bear

How many babies is that kitty cat bear carrying in its pouch? I don’t know but it sure is cute!!!
by FL fact finder January 14, 2021
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fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".
by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019
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I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.
Example does not exist for I am not a bear
by KL MB February 21, 2013
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making polar bears

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.
by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020
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Sloppy Bear Claw

1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.

2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.
Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.
by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019
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pooh bear swag

When someone walks around with just a top on and not a bottom. Like Pooh bear.
Just answer the door with a bowl of cheerios and your pooh bear swag, and you'll never had to deal with Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses again.
by billyjoelcoverband January 12, 2013
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Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.
Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!
by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019
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