5 sexonds

A TikTok challenge where you attempt to have sex and finish it within 5 seconds, infamous for making incels' delusions a reality by permanently damaging the genitals.

I tried the 5 sexonds with my partner and it got worn down to a nub

by CasualKetchum June 2, 2025

phase 5 meltdown

The highest attainable level of detachment from mental stability, and social awareness, usually marked by intense fits of rage, and irrational behaviours

Everybody better leave before I have a phase 5 meltdown

by Loganic soup February 11, 2017

5 euro

5 euro means when someone is pushing it/dragging something, could be a old joke that someone keeps repeating and it gets old.

ninja lowk 5 euro the low taper fade meme

by stupidness2k25 June 20, 2025

Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3

A terrible season with cars

Fortnite pro:Fortnite Chapter 5 season 3 is so ass
Kid:wdym,it's amazing with all those cars and turrets
Fortnite pro:that's why you'll never get earnings

by G3AFastboy17 May 28, 2024

September 5

The people with the best hair are born on September 5

“Your hair is amazing i bet you were born on September 5th” “Thank you I was!”

by stupidponey88262774 January 5, 2022

March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.

Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)

by Ooowakawqka March 5, 2022

5 o'cock shadow

noun;
referring to the hair on and around the genitalia being kept at a short length but never going full turtle shell

"I never go full turtle shell. I keep the 5 o'cock shadow"

by prehistoricdawg April 28, 2014