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ia-l si p-asta

In English it's like: take this one (while holding your dick)
It's another Romanian trash joke
In Enghlish:
-I'm going to take some water
-Take this one
In Romanian:
-Ma duc sa iau o apa
-Ia-l si p-asta
(it's the same thing but translated in Romanian)
by Masonu de la ILYES April 14, 2021
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I+h+o+p+ness

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"
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p-i-double-guh-ISSED

A declaration of anger suitable for fat white women and scrawny gay men.
"The bitch at the drive through forgot my five-pounder with cheese, you know I can't just eat a big fry! I am p-i-double-guh-issed!"

Said fat Tammy to her little Chee-Who-A-Who-A
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>

J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above

A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)

J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."

Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
by Efler December 14, 2008
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zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;pzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p

Pov: you typedqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ but backwards and twice
hippity hoppity (*types zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;pzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p*)i just lost braincells
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p[o]iausydtfrgehwjqkl=l-;0'9z8x7c6v5b4n3m2,1.`/

Wait you found this??????
when you have already typed`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiaop and said hey what if I typed it from the middle to the ends.
Me: Hey I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend: Them just smash the keyboard and make a definition
Me: No I want it to have some meaning. I know let's try poiausydtfrgehwjqkl=l-;0'9z8x7c6v5b4n3m2,1.`/
Friend: Bruh
by Gemloatsh November 20, 2021
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