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save your shave

When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.
Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.

Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.

Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!

Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here
by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010
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honey on your stinger

Sexual intercourse.

From "Johnny Be Good" (1988), in a line from Coach Sanders, played by veteran character actor Steve James (deceased).
Coach Sanders: "You boys wanna get some honey on your stinger tonight? Well, you're not gonna unless you get out there and kick some butt! Now let's go!"

Football Players (growling): "Hooh, hooh, hooh, yeah!"
by outnabout April 15, 2010
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the 'your mom' reflex

the sudden, inexplicable urge to turn every sentence that ever comes out of anyone's mouth into a 'your mom' joke.
president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.

person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.

person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.
by sare1258 April 20, 2010
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Wasting your biscuit

1) To not live up to your full potential.

2) To bestow large amounts of your biscuit upon those who are not deserving of the biscuit or do not appreciate the biscuit.
1) Did you really drop out of college? You're totally wasting your biscuit.

2) Dude, Greg just threw away the biscuit you gave him. He's totally wasting your biscuit.
by Jucebawks December 28, 2010
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mind your house

fotball term, protect your own goal. Written in a fotball novel.
Mind your house! That wanker over there had been roaring that since the start of the match. He probably didn’t even know what it meant, the stupid oul’ bollix. The ball was down at the Barry town goal, about the first time it had gone in that direction in the second half.
by Tombe November 26, 2006
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shaking your coke

shaking your coke is a slang term meaning jacking off.
"Dude! Stop shaking your coke!"
by chainsinthewall May 13, 2008
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abuse your noodle

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!
by tomcon5 February 25, 2009
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