Cleveland Tap Water

Loose, some what chunky diarrhea.

I need to unload a bucket-load of Cleveland Tap Water into a toilet A.S.A.P.

by Magic man 123 May 26, 2010

chinese water torture

a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.

As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.

by KRHimself October 25, 2004

a yard of pump water

1.Some one who is very tall and skinny.

2.something that it is coming at you with force.

1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'

2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"

by Bob Bobby Bobson June 12, 2008

Australian Water Snout

Letting an Australian Elephant insert its trunk into the recipients' rectum. The recipient then goes on to releases it's bowels, filling the Australian Elephants' trunk with fecal matter. The elephant then pulls its' trunk out of the recipients' anus and allows the man to insert his penis into the elephants' trunk

He didn't come to work all day because he said he stayed up all night getting an Australian Water Snout

by Crocodile cumdee August 12, 2009

water babies (making)

When a male masturbates and climaxes in the shower.

To Janes disgust, the white streak she found on the shower curtain could only be a result of Brian making water babies.

by O.T. October 15, 2003

Sucking Pond Water

A Montana term:

1. Drinking a lousy beer.

2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.

1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water.

2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

by Robert J. Lanier SLO October 30, 2007

Chinese water fountain

When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.

It did hurt a little when she bit my penis off, but she sure did enjoy my chinese water fountain.

by moneymanizel$2$ June 2, 2016