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Josh

A guy named Josh is the dumbest guy you will ever meet. He will toss the best relationship he could ever pull in the trash, for some dumb school program thing that isnt even that advanced. He will break up with you in the shittiest way possible. Over text. Straight up just saying 'we need to break up' without even acknowledging your feelings yet. Not even giving you a say in whether or not you want to. You could write paragraphs of hate towards this boy, and he will just respond with a simple phrase such as: 'I know'. He would rather have 10 vaping, lying side hoes than one real girlfriend. Josh will make you do all the work in the relationship. Never fall in love with Josh.
R: Josh broke up with me for the shitties reason.
Literally everyone: NO, WHAT? JOSH FUMBLED SO BAD !!!!!!
by marvel..x0 November 20, 2023
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Josh Chucked

Getting Josh Chucked is the act of your electronic device(s) suddenly no longer being able to charge. This is most likely due to the pins in the port mysteriously getting bent with no explanation.
Leela's speaker is no longer able to charge because it got Josh Chucked.
by oH nOO sHe BRoKe August 15, 2019
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Josh

Josh has beautiful brown fluffy hair and nice green eyes. He also plays varsity baseball and all the girls want him. He’s taken by one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet and they are absolutely couple goals . Josh may seem very quiet at first but once you get to know him you realize how amazing he is. Josh is definitely one of the sweetest and most kind people you will ever meet. Josh is also very smart in school even through he sleeps in class sometimes. He always does his homework. Josh isn’t one of those guys that gets drunk all the time or juul. He’s a good kid. All though at baseball practice he is extremely gay .
Aleah- “omg is that that hot upper class men named Josh?”

Maddie- “Yea it is, but I heard he’s dating someone now.” :(
by Baseballboysfacts October 13, 2019
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josh carrington

josh carrington is the most alpha male you will ever meet in ur your life, he is famous for being the most solid person in morecambe and being friends with chazhamps. do not go anywhere near this man because he has a history of stealing peoples gyal and snorting anything in sight.
josh carrington is lenger then rueben spencer
by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022
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Josh

A cunt who has a small penis :)
Hi josh, you have a small dick.
by Everest mali June 1, 2020
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josh ferreira

He’s a cute guy who at the end of the day will be a good friend. He has a 2 inch penis and cries in large crowds, never gets back with his ex but messages her all the time
Oh your ex is messaging you and you like her, are you gonna get back with her?
No I’m josh Ferreira
by Crazy pepper 44 July 9, 2020
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Josh

Someone who is a redneck, who loves his cousin and is stupid as shit.
by Noooooooope1 July 5, 2018
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