Half Gay

I like girls and boys so half part of me want men and half part of me want women so I'm half gay -Someone I know

Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.

“Why are you half gay?”

“‘Cause I like women and men.”

“Isn’t that bisexuality?”

“I’m being quirky shut up.”

by XylstGlitch October 28, 2022

Half Noggin

A Half Noggin is somebody that cannot think straight and makes terrible decisions day to day.

"That boy Jack is a real Half Noggin"

by 4 Wide Member October 29, 2022

Half-straight

Bisexual or straight and gay

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.

by Miss misery November 4, 2022

Half Life

Best fictional masterpiece of all time

"Half life is the best fictional masterpiece of all time"

by Eobix November 13, 2022

half cheese

half of a grilled cheese sandwich, or an open face grilled cheese sandwich. also called cheese toast.

i just made the best half cheese, i used cheddar and provolone.

by cinnamonrollcrunch November 18, 2022

I’m 20 in a half

well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

Say for instance you know how kids be like I’m 8 in half well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

by Smart guy22 November 23, 2022

Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.

Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."

by Joools November 28, 2022