Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

May 10

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

by machary May 7, 2022

October 10

Slap your friend ass day

Me: my friend called me gay for slap his ass
October 10 is slap friend ass day

by Danielle sunflower October 3, 2021

The 10-feel

The feeling when you've just experienced something that you, with certainty know, was clearly a 10/10 experience.

Damn, this uncensored video surely gave me the 10-feel.

Did you listen to Drake's new album?
Yeah, but it didn't give me the 10-feel the way Michael Jackson used to give me.

by Pesco April 19, 2020

March 10

People born on this date are so pretty and very important to keep around yourself. Keep in mind that if you mess with these people you will have trouble.

Girl: hey your so pretty when where you born?

Me: oh on March 10 why?

Girl:oh no wonder your so pretty ❤️

by Yin lee March 6, 2022

December 10

national kiss your girlfriend day

boy: hey what’s up

girl: hey

boy: “kisses her”

oh must me december 10

by lololololbumbun December 8, 2021

Martini 5 or 10

The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.

I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.

by Philmynuts December 27, 2019