Texas Fire Ant

When a female pisses on the males dick while icy hot is applied.

Jamal screamed in pain while performing a Texas Fire Ant

by Dr.Hurt December 4, 2025

Texas Lobster Hold

The Texas Lobster hold is when a male and female during intercourse make the shape of a lobster, Male on her back with both arms under her whilst the female holds her arms out bent 90° like lobster claws.

I accidentally did the Texas Lobster Hold last night with my grandfather

by anonymous December 4, 2025

Texas Rodeo

When you’re about to finish in a girl, yell another girl’s name, and try to stay on her as long as possible while she’s pissed off.

“My girlfriend broke up with me when I started a Texas Rodeo.”

by fr4nzfr1es December 12, 2025

Katy Texas

The flattest place on the planet. there is absolutely nothing here. also please fund our schools. They are playing keyword soggy biscuit in our bathrooms. my bathroom.

Josh: I live in Katy Texas
Mike: please leave

by anonymous December 17, 2025

Texas rock climbing

Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.

Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025