Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

thump sock

another word for condom

she said she was on the pill, but I wasn't going in to battle without a thump sock.

by grizzlybare November 4, 2013

mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.

I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!

by Bangcouver March 28, 2017

nigerian sock puppet

a sexual term to describe epic gamers

damn that bitch be a nigerian sock puppet

by Bangboiiiiii February 23, 2020

BOOBY SOCK

A contraption that holds the boobies and gives them support.

I can't wait to get home and take of this damn booby sock!

by BlueBees July 6, 2020

Glocks on socks

1. When you carry your Glock at an ankle-high position

2. The semen in your sock after beating meat

1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."

Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks

2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"

by Poepsla October 14, 2021

Sock it to me

An Indian god that was known for the guardian of the wolves

Oh yah sock it to me!!!

by T dells December 19, 2018