no ride

The disability of acquiring a means of transport, usually used by a "Flaker" or "Loafer" as a pathetic excuse to serve their own condition.

"NO RIDE DOESNT MEAN FLAKE" -Carson (a known "Flaker")

by fuck y ou gaybowser July 9, 2023

Ride ghetto

Skateboarding term; To ride ghetto means to skate on the sidewalk/pavement as opposed to in a skate park or on the road.

Arildson: "We need to get to his yard quickly, bus is long for man."
Matt: "Fuck it, let's just ride ghetto."

by EscobarLDN December 9, 2013

Stroke Ride

When you stroke during the sexual act of riding

“Teach me how to stroke ride” - My Girlfriend

by cinder7373 July 5, 2021

The Sloppy Hopper Ride

Reverse Cowgirl, while taking a dump sitting on a dirty Portapotty toilet.

I took her the the John and she started giving me The Sloppy Hopper Ride

by TrueSloppyHoppee May 21, 2021

ride or die

If you're not willing to possibly die, then you can't be counted on.

Aaron said he wouldn't risk getting killed for me, so he's not ride or die.

by livcarve48 November 24, 2021

Roro-Ride

The best and only form of transportation, available at 3 am. You are accompanied by Roro, a tall, dark, handsome, and broody man with a thicc ass booty 🍑💦, on a walk down the most dangerous streets.

Who uses Uber these days? Roro-Ride is where it’s at.

by Cockroach Gremlin November 12, 2022

DICK RIDING DISORDER (DRD

Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties

I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him

dick riding disorder (DRD)

by DADDYTURTLEMILK May 30, 2022