Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.

In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”

by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023

hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023

Hard

A word used in british slang, used to say how tough someone is

Roadman 1: “Oi blud, aint you so hard, innit?”
Roadman 2: “Nah blud ima smash u up yeah?”

by JimmehMcJimFace May 14, 2023

rock hard

a band created by danman in 2022

the band rock hard is a ok band

by Danmahn December 1, 2022

Quarter Hard ball

A term in which you say when an individual says when another says something stupid. (You would proceed to knock on their forehead twice)

Dumbass: “curry a basketball player?”
You: Quarter hard ball!

by FreakMan445 December 3, 2022

The hard goodbye

Another word for suicide.

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility came over him, and he was ready to face whatever is after.

by Dairo11 December 4, 2022

Hard

Your Thing Down there is having an Erection.

Yo Mike, you like bob saget?
Ya bro, he makes me hard.
Ayo Thats Kinda Gay.

by Smegmazillion December 18, 2022