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elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023
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Golden Eagle

The Golden Eagle is the leader of flight gang. To become the leader you must have the highest score on Eagleride on y8 games. The opposite of the Golden Eagle is Eagle shit.
I'm the leader of flight gang, so that mean I'm the golden Eagle
by EagleRider "Golden Eagle" December 12, 2017
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Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021
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golden gloved

synonym for herpes used by boston sports fan after derek jeter received the golden glove.
Dude, I was golden gloved by that blonde chick on my math class.
by papadarra November 17, 2010
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golden Adonis

Man he is such a golden Adonis I can't stand it
by Jack straw August 26, 2022
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Golden pyramid

Having a threesome and having a person ride the dick of one man while also sucking the dick of another man
Tom and Jerry had a golden pyramid with Janet last night! How lucky!!!
by Penislover1983 April 9, 2021
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Golden Boydem

Captain of the chief of police, rat head looking goof
He claims he doesn’t like police but is with Golden Boydem promotions, it’s very confusing
by Golden Boydem Killa May 11, 2022
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